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discover your goblin (aka enneagram type) with your personality type guide, larissa. enter my cave of esoteric insights and depravity. this isn't a dry "corporate" tally of traits and it's certainly not an "i'm a sexual four!" christian soccer mom delulu tea party. ⚽🫖
the vibe is more "crazy lady on the internet" escaped-a-cult art teacher... meets big sister who just came back from a 'spirit quest'...
i abso-fucking-lutely love typing people, hearing your stories and tales of woe and triumph and being able to roast and dissect the shit out of you, my gorgeous and unique insects. 📌🪰🪲🦋📌
i feel honored when someone chooses me to be their typist and do my best to dig into the trenches of your psyche and pull out the wires for mutual observation + appreciation. 🔌 🫀🕹️⚡
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🥚 newbie / intro typing 🍳
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$97
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(not live)
$129
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(live 60 minute zoom)
$97 SALE (reg $149)
✨🥜✨ recent testes ✨🥜✨
“Practically jumped on it the minute I saw the email, and watched it in 2x speed lol if that does a disservice to your wonderful 1 hour typing video which I loved. I think what primarily sets you apart from other Enneagram typists is the ability to X-Ray your knowledge into every piece of behavior as if you clocked latent content.”
"I’ve been gushing to people about how amazing you are 😍🤩! Yes my type and how you described it really makes a lot of sense to me! It’s been super helpful already. You saw me 😊."
"OMG I LOVE MY GOBLIN. Absolutely loved hearing what you had to say. More of sisterly advice than a roast... I appreciate you picking me apart and I always found your way of analysis interesting, finally excited to be one of them. I’ll take what you suggested to heart and look further."
I really enjoyed the video!! Also, I love the thumbnail! I had fun with the commentary, you didn't go too far or anything with the jabs - I found it funny and true.
what am I like to work with?
I aim to infuse my typing videos (sometimes known as 'roasts') and typing calls with levity, radical honesty and acceptance (meaning - I might point out your cringe type patterns but with love). Sometimes I mix in a bit of coaching or path to growth nuggets, depending on what comes up in the video. I do my best to nail down your type with the evidence given.
I like to do open typings, to allow clients to feel seen and heard, but sometimes patterns that are obvious to other people aren't as obvious to ourselves. It's a bit of a dance sometimes, especially for certain type combinations.
I view our type's as our coping strategies, but also understand that there is a lot of ego and identity and meaning tied up in these numbers and words and labels. I hope to diffuse the internal b0mbs and minefields around these labels so that my clients can feel a sense of peace, humor and inch closer toward self-love through the process of seeing these mechanisms.